Weight loss oppurtunity

Greetings all, I would like to take the time to present someone with what I believe is a lucky opportunity. We (meaning everyone involved with the creation of this product) want to help one or two people reach their goal of permanent weight loss without the need of risky surgery, scams and/or damaging advice. That is why I want to take someone (preferably someone that is well known on a weight loss forum so that it carries weight) and give them a formula to lose weight safely and easily. Obviously, people will be hesitant to try a product from someone they don’t know. I fully welcome anyone to get the product tested in a lab and get ANY toxicology test you can if you have any doubts or fears. Since I’m sure that you will also have questions about who we are as well…we are available via e-mail to answer questions and to give you an idea about who we are and what we’re about.

This formula is designed to stimulate the digestion process, safely eliminate excess fluids in the body tissues, aid metabolism, and target ‘problem areas’ such as fat in the abdomen and thighs. It’s also an intestinal stimulant that also burns fat and is a detoxifying agent. This product is also unique is because in particular, it cures abdominal protuberance permanently for life if taken for 6 months continuously.

And I’m not going to use words like ‘new’ ‘breakthrough’ ‘all natural’ or ‘miracle product’ because that’s not what it is. And of course in all things, there is always said to be a ‘catch’…so let’s get everything out in the open right now:

The world is full of scams, from weight loss to penis enlargement pills to Nigerian scammers to everything you could imagine…you know this, so do I. Instead of me giving you some b.s about how I’m such a genius and/or wizard that will give you something that will not only change your life, but raise your grandmother from the dead, I am gonna take the regular guy approach and just say that I would love the opportunity to help and get this product known to the masses through word of mouth. So instead of getting a website and trying to sell directly on the basis that I say it works, we’re giving it away free to a trusted member of a weight loss community if anyone is interested. Then if it works, they go back to the forum and if it works, they tell of their success. If not, they go back to the forum and tell everyone CNPRov is a f****** liar, my words carry no merit and I’m probably banned. So yeah, I’m going on the basis that you’d trust the guy giving you the free product instead of going to assbgone.com and shell out $50 for the ‘product of the week’. If we can’t get a trusted member, then we’ll just go based off who is available, their need etc.

And yes, this product has had great success when used at a homeopathic clinic in India before and with great success, but this is the internet….where anywhere can say anything. So I want to start the process of starting over, and starting to build credibility from square one.

For more information, questions, general interest of if you just want to call me $#!!headed scammer, contact me at PIKEadk@gmail.com

Eating too fast?

Eating too fast is a major contributor to being overweight. The faster you eat, the more calories you shove in before your brain registers that you’re eating. During the same time that one guy is eating 300 to 400 calories, another person might be taking in 800. If you find it hard to go slow, try eating with your non-dominant hand for a week. Your clumsiness will force you to slow down and eat less.

15 Ways to cut 100 calories from your diet

Use Mustard or low-fat mayo rather than regular mayo.

Put red sauce on your pasta.

Choose a snack-size candy bar instead of a full sized candy bar.

Remove the skin from chicken pieces.

Ask for salad rather than fries as a side dish.

Eat only half a bagel instead of a whole one

Have one less can of soda per day

Have one less beer

Try raw vegetables instead of tortilla chips with your salsa

Choose the burrito rather than the fried chimichanga.

Choose spring rolls ratehr than friend egg rolls

Put non-fat milk instead of whole milk in your latte

Replace 8 ounces of soda or juice with your water.

Order thin-crust pizza instead of thick crust pizza

Eliminate the gravy on your mashed potatoes.

Weight loss? Menshealth magazine

This is from a menshealth magazine article...I'm saying this because I don't want to post it on a forum and possibly get someone in any kind of copyright forums because of my own ignorance.

The secret to weight loss is simple. Just burn 100 extra calories per day and you can lose more than a pound a month, 15 pounds a year, the really good news: We found some simple ways any guy can do it

1.Putt 156 golf balls
2.Chop wodd continuously for 4 minutes, 22 seconds
3. Swim a few laps of your favorite stroke
4.Run a 5-minute mile (You'll have burned 100 after a 4 1/2 minutes)
5.Jump on a stationary bike and ride it at a pace of 20 mph for 4 minutes, 52 seconds
6.Hum the Rocky theme song and skip rope for 9 1/2 minutes
7.Hike the Great outdoors with at least 22 pounds in your backpack for 9 minutes, 15 seconds
8.Reenact the end of any movie starring Van Damme, Seagal or Lee (Martial arts burn 100 calories roughly every 8 minutes)
9.Play tennis for 9 minutes
10.Ski down the advanced slope for 15 minutes.
11. Tread water for 14 minutes
12.Paint the house or clean the gutters for 16 minutes
13. Throw long passes while avoiding the Patriots defense for 16 minutes.
14.Hit the weights for 13 minutes
15.March in the protest of your choice for 10 minutes (carrying a sign for placard will burn 7 more calories)
16. Take an intense aerobics class for 11 minutes, 8 seconds
17. Wrestle with your kid brother on the floor for 7 minutes.
18. Go two round with Lenox Lewi (Can't go that long? No problem. Lying unconscious on the ground for an hour and a half will burn the same amount.)
19. Spend an 13 minutes helping your wife find just the right spot for the ^#$*!! couch
20. Slow dance through 7 songs (about 26 minutes)
21. Shower her with 9,240 mini-kisses all over her body
22. Bowl 10 games
23. Plant 2 medium sized-trees
24.Throw fastebals to the Yankees for two innings
25.Sip Ice water all day long. Eight 16-ounce glasses of ice water raises your metabolism(the rate at which your body burns calories) And burns an extra 100 calories.
26. Woo her with a 33 minute tune on the piano
27. Make love to her for about an hour. (Then again, if you can accomplish this on a regular basis, she probably doesn't care how fat you are.

Obesitydiscussion.com

I have no idea if this qualifies as me linking to this site, but this is at least my way of doing so. This is the forum that I check everyday now, and I advise anyone reading this to do the same.